[Image: James May is sitting on a porch, wearing jeans and a white button down shirt. He’s got his hands in his hair, pushing it back from his face. He’s grimacing, as if not pleased with something. The caption reads: “(862): I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?”]
… it’s about agility… precision.
No really, you can’t do this to me. I actually know how to play this song. And you’ve fkn ruined it forever, from here on I’ll be unable to play it without ovulating!
(And who wrote about Beethoven in her fanfic a few weeks back, huh?)
watching the top gear middle east special, and i know any minute now james is going to get hurt and i’m already crying.
TOP GEAR: TOP FAILS New Special Mon Oct 22 BBC America
TOP GEAR, the show that defines “Don’t Try This at Home,” is back - with 6 weeks of brand new specials never-before-seen on TV!
First up: the World Premiere of TOP GEAR: TOP FAILS *** Monday Oct 22 at 9/8c *** Immediately followed by the Premiere of an All New Season of RICHARD HAMMOND’S CRASH COURSE at 10/9c, only on BBC America.
Join “the Hamster” RICHARD HAMMOND as he hosts some of TOP GEAR’s “finest” moments. Will your favorite crash make the list?
[Image: A screen cap from the Corvette engine used to power a blender ep of TG. Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May are standing on the TG set after Jeremy has made his “bloody awful” smoothie. From the look on James’ face he’s already tried it. The caption reads: “(414): Last time we were that stoned we made a “everything you can fit in the blender” shake. Didn’t end well..”]
i had made edits to this, then I took them all off because i realized that, James May in a Lamborghini Countach was enough